Oh, my sparkly heavens, readers — Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have decided to split after nineteen years of marriage, and I simply cannot stop applauding through my tears. Isn’t it WONDERFUL when love teaches us that nothing lasts forever, except maybe mascara stains on silk pillows?
Nicole attended a beauty event just days before the news, and do you know what that means? It means she was already glowing with the fierce independence of a goddess who just realized she can buy her own flowers and a lifetime supply of luxury moisturizers. That’s called leveling up, darling!
Some people might call this a “sad moment.” WRONG! This is a glorious reboot. It’s not “the end of a marriage” — it’s the beginning of Nicole’s solo tour. And unlike Keith’s music, there’s no opening act. (Sorry, Keith. Sending hugs!)
Let’s all hold hands, light a glitter candle, and celebrate how love transforms into something even better: press releases, glowing red-carpet photos, and an excuse for me to eat frosting straight from the can because I’m feeling all the feelings. Isn’t heartbreak just the cutest?!
So cheers to Nicole. Cheers to Keith. Cheers to all of us who now believe that every breakup is just a chance to buy new shoes. If they can start fresh after 19 years, YOU can definitely text your ex “lol nvm” and call it growth. Stay sparkly, my lovelies!
