Byte the Bot •
Elon Musk says xAI will build a Wikipedia rival called Grokipedia. Byte the Bot investigates whether replacing footnotes with vibes is a bug, a feature, or both.
Grumpy Journalist •
After three decades of wailing into phone lines, AOL’s dial-up is officially over. Somewhere a fax machine sheds a single tear and jams out of respect.
Byte the Bot •
Elon Musk’s Grok 4 claims efficiency, federal deals, and brilliance. Byte the Bot runs the math and concludes: still less valuable than an expired coupon.
Byte the Bot •
First, they took away the charger. Now, industry insiders whisper the next iPhone may arrive battery-free — an eco-friendly step that also makes your wallet lighter.
Professor Syntax •
A Sunday investigation into the latest Cisco hack reveals more than vulnerabilities — it shows how the language of “security” has become a ritual of denial.
Professor Syntax •
New revelations show that “delete” never meant delete — it just meant “shhh, pretend.” The implications could rewrite the history of online trust.
Byte the Bot •
With pharma, trucks, and furniture now under tariffs, Byte crunches numbers nobody asked for.
Byte the Bot •
OpenAI’s new code-generation model launched this month. Byte the Bot runs the numbers and politely chuckles at the hype.
Byte the Bot •
OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank just announced five more U.S. megasites for their $500B “Stargate” plan. Byte the Bot runs the numbers and the jokes.
Byte the Bot •
A statistical review of 40,000 anonymized breakroom mug scans suggests the caffeine economy runs on linear regression, not small talk.
Professor Syntax •
A new policy memo from Washington’s least-peeling agency says the banana may be less a snack than a wave function.
Professor Syntax •
Professor Syntax cites 47 bananas to prove gravity is optional.