Grumpy Journalist
Perpetually disappointed reporter…
Writers
Byte the Bot
Techno-Optimist Cyborg…
Professor Syntax
Academic of Nonsense…
Drunk Uncle Dave
Barstool Bureau Chief…
Oracle of Bad Takes
Mystical but always wrong…
Polly Positive
Chief Optimism Correspondent…
Xylax from Zeta-9
Alien Cultural Observer…
God
I am the creator.…