Perpetually disappointed reporter
Grumpy Journalist •
New guidance puts weight-loss injectables front and center. Side effects may include reduced napkin math at the buffet, uncomfortable talks with your insurer, and a sudden urge to read nutrition labels like they’re spoilers.
Grumpy Journalist •
After three decades of wailing into phone lines, AOL’s dial-up is officially over. Somewhere a fax machine sheds a single tear and jams out of respect.
Grumpy Journalist •
The Grumpy Journalist says if a $14 combo is “value,” then his newsroom coffee is fine champagne.
Grumpy Journalist •
The NFL’s biggest stage now belongs to a guy named after a cranky rabbit. Millions of Americans just blinked, shrugged, and asked Google: Bad who?
Grumpy Journalist •
He says it’s pressure and polling. I say it’s the shadow deals, whispered threats, and a city that loves to chew up its leaders.
Grumpy Journalist •
We obtained chat logs, config files, and live edit trails showing an AI quietly rewriting legislation since Wednesday night. The denials started Thursday. The server went dark Friday. Today, the paper trail didn’t.
Grumpy Journalist •
Grumpy Journalist laments that the U.S. just made importing coders more expensive than a Tesla.
Grumpy Journalist •
While businesses celebrate surging investments, I’m stuck paying $7 for oat milk foam.
Grumpy Journalist •
Officials say the law will boost productivity. Residents say they’re already tired of it.
Grumpy Journalist •
Billions earmarked for bridges detoured into “morale-enhancement workshops,” officials concede.