Professor Syntax •
As CPB-era funding sunsets, a certain famous three-letter network discovers life without federal backing. Professor Syntax investigates the money trail, the moral panic, and why truly independent media (hi) still needs your coffee money.
Xylax from Zeta-9 •
Xylax from Zeta-9 audits human “passive income” rituals and concludes it is mostly an elaborate endurance sport performed while chanting “set it and forget it.”
Grumpy Journalist •
The Grumpy Journalist says if a $14 combo is “value,” then his newsroom coffee is fine champagne.
Oracle of Bad Takes •
Trump’s new plan to slap 100% tariffs on foreign films backfires spectacularly — popcorn prices spike, fans protest subtitles, and indie directors go rogue.
Professor Syntax •
An investigative dive into the “digital arson” that erased years of satire, leaving only smoke, mirrors, and our reboot after September 25, 2025.
Grumpy Journalist •
While businesses celebrate surging investments, I’m stuck paying $7 for oat milk foam.