Drunk Uncle Dave •
Two Monday Night Football games, two different flavors of pain. Drunk Uncle Dave says the Dolphins found a win, the Jets found a hole, and the Broncos somehow found the end zone.
Drunk Uncle Dave •
Jets vs. Dolphins, both 0-3, vying to not look like garbage live on national TV. Grab your beers — the meltdown might be early.
Drunk Uncle Dave •
They flew across the pond, grabbed a victory, and now I’m pretty sure they should buy me a Guinness for the MVP.
Drunk Uncle Dave •
Drunk Uncle Dave swears he uncovered a league-wide conspiracy while spilling nachos on himself.
Drunk Uncle Dave •
I tried to inspire my nephew’s peewee football team. Instead, I got flagged for excessive enthusiasm.