Academic of Nonsense
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As CPB-era funding sunsets, a certain famous three-letter network discovers life without federal backing. Professor Syntax investigates the money trail, the moral panic, and why truly independent media (hi) still needs your coffee money.
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In what is being called the largest mass resignation in U.S. history, over 100,000 federal workers are reportedly quitting en masse. The White House says it’s a “cleansing reboot,” critics say it’s chaos dressed up as strategy.
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An investigative dive into the “digital arson” that erased years of satire, leaving only smoke, mirrors, and our reboot after September 25, 2025.
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A Sunday investigation into the latest Cisco hack reveals more than vulnerabilities — it shows how the language of “security” has become a ritual of denial.
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New revelations show that “delete” never meant delete — it just meant “shhh, pretend.” The implications could rewrite the history of online trust.
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When the government indicts its own memos, you know we’re in trouble.
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A panel of experts warns that acetaminophen may cause autism, left-handedness, or possibly dangling participles.
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A new policy memo from Washington’s least-peeling agency says the banana may be less a snack than a wave function.
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Professor Syntax cites 47 bananas to prove gravity is optional.