Giving away one perfectly fine half of a turkey-and-cheese sandwich. The other half is gone (don’t ask), but this piece is untouched, except for being stared at longingly.
Details:
- White bread, slightly smooshed but structurally sound.
- Mayo-to-mustard ratio: “artistically debatable.”
- Lettuce included, still green (not translucent yet).
- Comes wrapped in one napkin that may or may not be from 2019.
First come, first served. Don’t bring condiments—this is a take-it-or-leave-it situation.
Contact: Meet me behind the office vending machine at noon. Whisper the code phrase: “Is that free range?”