Authentic, factory-sealed mason jar containing the distinct aroma of pizza grease, arcade tokens, and mild despair. Captured during a birthday party in July 1997.
Great for collectors, nostalgia buffs, or anyone who misses the sound of animatronic rodents singing off-key.
Jar has never been opened β€” do not shake.

Contact: $200 firm. Will trade for Beanie Babies or functioning skee-ball.