Tired of being shadow-ignored? I’ll live in the replies so you don’t have to. I specialize in strategic shitposting, perfectly timed hot takes, and long, weird reply threads that somehow attract enough eyeballs to trigger whatever the hell “monetization” is this week.
You only pay if I get you paid. I’ll send receipts of engagement, screenshots, and at least one typo I can’t explain. I do ask for temporary posting access — strictly while caffeinated and mildly repentant. No refunds for emotional damage.
Disclaimer: results depend on algorithms, timing, and how much chaos the timeline will tolerate.
Contact: DM me on X (serious offers only). Bring snacks.