Up for grabs: one autonomous vacuum cleaner with a mind of its own. Works fine, except it occasionally rearranges chairs into ritual circles and whispers “cleaner than thou” at 3 a.m.

Pros:
- Floors spotless, especially in pentagrams.
- Ghost seems polite; says “excuse me” when bumping into walls.
- Never eats socks (just souls, apparently).

Cons:
- Requires occasional sage smudging instead of charging.
- Refuses to clean bathrooms (claims “unclean energies”).

No lowball offers—ghost gets offended.

Contact: Email me if you’re brave, or simply shout my name into a dusty corner three times.